God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018

God

me

i am god

by Havingsexwithyourmomrn December 9, 2021

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed May 24, 2018

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019