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The most straight thing you can cum across
Youre gay
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1: A term which describes a man or woman, though typically used to refer to a man, who is sexually and romantically attracted to his/her own gender (i.e. homosexual).

2: A silly little term used to describe when specifically a woman falls in with the wrong crowd and/or grows tired of a textbook-perfect heterosexual relationship, and promptly, retardedly fades in and out of her own sexuality as if she has no clue what she actually wants, because that is in fact exactly what is fucking happening. She says she chose her sexuality. She may not actually be lesbian, no one really knows.
1 (Stacey's POV): No, Josh, I will not go out with you. I'm gay.

2 (Stacey's POV): Josh, I'm breaking up with you. I'm going to choose to be gay for now. I'm sorry it had to be this way.
by BlackedLive March 4, 2023
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hi im in school rn but uhm im not supposed to be doing this LOL but gayness means happyness :)
Hi, Im Gay :)
by WHASYOURHANDLE?? December 20, 2022
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person 1: 'woah is that james'
person 2: 'yeah hes so gay'
by dontdohomework January 14, 2023
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A person who can not sit in normally in a chair and will always find a way to not sit normally in a chair
you: why is Chris sitting in that chair with one leg behind his head and the other dangling off the side while he's upside down

Me: oh he's just gay
by Phrogboi10373946 December 2, 2021
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If you are gay than you’re father left you before you were even born. I hope you fall down the stairs by tripping on a LEGO and stubbing your pinky toe and then you land on the street and get knocked 20 feet into the air by a Ford F-150 and then get struck by lighting 18 consecutive times and then get swept up by a tornado and gets thrown halfway across the state and then nobody will ever see you again.
Person 1: Did you here that Demetrius DeMacrus Batholemew James III Jr. is fucking gay?

Person 2: That bitch is gonna die a very gruesome death very soon.
by ManOfMidgets April 30, 2022
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