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Friendshit

When you realize what you thought was a good friendship isn't. You saw hello and wave but the person doesn't really care. They are just being polite.
EXAMPLE: (You)hey how are you, where you been. How's the family the do the cat.
(Them) oh we are good gotta go bye . Takes off goes inside what ever.
(You) call on phone just to talk. Rings or goes to voice mail
(THEM) never answers may call back a week later or never.
(them) hey can you help me
(You) goes running over to help
That's a friendshit
Thought they where my friends but lately it's more of a friendshit.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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friendsion

On social networking sites, facebook in particular, when you have a large amount of mutual friends with someone, and there is a huge amount of tension to add them to your friends list, even if you don't know them. They could even be an ex, which is creepier.
'Dude, there is so much friendsion between me and this Liam guy you went to college with...'
by Rocky_G March 30, 2010
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friendomship

The state of being friends with someone for a long period of time.
"Our friendomship differs from my friendship with my facebook friends, because I've known you forever."
by Lee-Harvey November 25, 2011
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friendstitute

your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)
I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)
by what&where December 5, 2011
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Friendipede

A line of friends forming an alliance in a line by holding hands to move through a crowd.
Tom: Holy shit! How are we gunna get to the front of the show? There are so many people here!

Marcel: Let's form a friendipede and walk through this crowd! I'll be in the front!
by Dano Imagination November 13, 2016
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Friendsied

(Adj.) the feeling of exhaustion from having watched too many consecutive episodes of Friends
After watching The One With Christmas in Tulsa, Rosemary and Tony felt truly friendsied.
by ChristmasinTulsa May 14, 2018
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friendstitute

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.
Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.
by memorycrew January 24, 2019
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