Ford

Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.

Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.

Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.

Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!

Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.

Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.

Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.

Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.

Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.

Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.

Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.

Ford is one of the motor companys of all time!

by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023

Ford

The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.

Ford completed the expulsion of the Lincoln brand from its Premier Automotive Group.

by DP September 5, 2003

Ford Prefect

A car made by the British division of the Ford Motor Company, built between 1938-1959 (not including the period of World War 2). It was basically a four door version of the sit up and beg Ford Popular, which like its two-door counterpart, is popular on the hot rod circuit since the 1960's. It was lightweight, rear wheel drive and mechanically simple.

The Second incarnation was the 100E, which bore a resemblance to scaled down 1955 Chevrolet. A more advanced design that used a monocoque construction and a McPherson Strut front suspension. However, it still used the outdated flathead (sidevalve) engine that was in production until the early 1960's. It was replaced by the Ford Anglia 105E in 1959.

Incarnations of the Ford Prefect:

1938-1953 sit up and beg
1953-1959 100E (Which looks like a scaled down 55 Chevy

Trivia: The car gave Douglas Adams the inspiration for the character of the same name in Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy .

by Chris Henniker May 25, 2006

Doug Ford

An ignorant male politician who is partnered with Lisa Thompson.
Doesn’t know shit.

Trump #2, enough said

Wow, he’s such a Doug Ford.

by Gaylutzen April 6, 2019

Florida

For those who weren't born or raised in Florida most answers are ignorant...Florida is a place where, yes, there are alot of old people...yet alot of young hot women & men (your preference here)...Only one season, and warm water and weather year round...Florida is a state in which most of the rest of the country's young population wishes they lived...a place where we do know how to party (see...Daytona, Panama City, Key West, Ybor City, South Beach, Boca Raton, Fort Myers Beach, oh yea, Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1-50, list goes on), a place where all the other states boyfriends or girlfriends (your preference again) go to spend their Spring Break with us locals...and we thank you for that...education lacks some places, so does the english language, but name a state where it doesn't? As for driving skills, they don't lack with true Floridians, just the ones who visit here for vacation or only half the year (snow birds from up NORTH), in which they probably came from your state...Florida is also "THE HOME" for football (see Florida, Fla State, Miami, USF) and their trophies...The "best" recruits in the nation usually play here in pop warner and high school...Home to some of the nicest beaches in the country...When people say we can't count (election), your speaking to your education systems...Remember, most of Florida's population is from your states...

When it comes to partying, Florida is the only place to go...

by Ramho23 January 16, 2009

Ford Mustang

The best car ford has made. First manufactured in late 1964. Millions flocked to the showrooms, and dealers had to put them on lifts to keep them from getting damaged.Made Ford so much profit, Chevy scrambled to make the Camaro to compete with it. Could be a economy car, with an economical base 6- cylinder engine, a mid-priced v-8 fastback, or a drag racing, 450 horse shelby GT-500. Ford turned it into an old ladies car in the late 70's, but in the 90's, they brought back the performance side of the mustang.

Did you know engineers designed an independent rear suspension for the
Ford Mustang,but Ford was too
cheap to put it on higher models?

by muscle car fan June 21, 2008

Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008