Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O

by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018

Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009

alba fap

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.

fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup

by Fapper McFapage October 25, 2007

Gun Fap

When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.

Boy 1 - "Steve was fapping so hard I heard bullets"
Boy 2 - "He must have been gun fapping!"

by Styrafoam October 18, 2011

No Fap February

A month where you participate not fap in this month.

You may not fap in No Fap February.

by carlito :) February 16, 2021

The No Fap Tap

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

by Not cool October 5, 2019

I'd fap to that

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

by Fapperton September 13, 2009