Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

Ebow

someone who eats all your food

Man where's the chips? Oh, wait, the ebow was here.

by AndrewD220 March 28, 2007

elboo

A fucking retard who uses their elbows for everything and maybe even smacked a girl in the boobs with their elbows.
like if someone asks you "How to fuck do you drink beer like that are you retarded" and then the elboo says im an elboo and fucking flys away like hes some superman shit. Elboo is similar to a weeaboo. An elboo had to at least touch someones tits 'Right dude you know who im talking about btw this is a personal note to someone i know'

"Bro i just touched tracy's boobs with my elbow"
"wOw really ur such an elboo"
"Im never washing my elbow again"
"what did she say?"

"she said this"

"WHY THE FUCK DID U FUCKING TOUCH MY TITS YOU PERVERT!"
"and i was like it felt good so i oofed"

by Lenny dude March 22, 2018

Floor elbows

Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".

Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

Elbows

A term commonly used for people who are seen by others doing alot of standing around at work on the production floor. Every time someone spots an "elbows", they are doing nothing but observing while leaning against something with their elbow. They lean so often on things in order to watch others work, that calisuses form on their elbows.

Damn, that guy Bob stands around so much that everyone calls him "Elbows" now. He leans up against anything all day long to make sure that it doesn't disappear. I believe that his purpose is to make sure that giant machinery doesn't grow feet and walk away while nobody is looking.

by Ellis McSponge October 13, 2011

Chicken Elbows

Term for a woman who always has her elbows out like she is doing the Funky Chicken dance. Usually associated with retardation or alienation, also makes a woman much less attractive. Unfortunately, there is no cure for this, filling the world with more ugly women.

Hey look at that pair of Chicken Elbows, that dyke must be retarded.

by 8kobe24 October 6, 2010

Elblow

A form of safe sex when a partner doesn't want to stick it in their mouth. Instead of the schlong, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living shit out of it until you get so turned on that you're crap jizz. This could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. Sometimes it may not even work at all. Either way, it's no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream sex.

Jake: Dude, I heard you got sum last nite.
Phil: Yeah, dude. I got the best elblow ever.
Jake: Elblow?
Phil: Yeah, it was amazing. How about you?
Jake: um... I had... regular... sex.
Phil: oh....

by Confuego_Jenkins June 17, 2009