it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
by bleahyou January 21, 2011

by lukes bff June 6, 2018

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.
bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease
by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021

A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
by Ze Anonymous October 24, 2009

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ?
JabAllz: k
Ahmed: You going to the mall ?
Jaballz: k
Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?
Jaballz: K
Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease
JabAllz: k
Ahmed: You going to the mall ?
Jaballz: k
Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?
Jaballz: K
Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease
by Alfuse188 May 24, 2009

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.
Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.
Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease
Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease
Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease
Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease
by -you know this August 23, 2011
