teddy's disease

Named after a dog named Teddy (AKA Tedford Stevens III, the dog) who is had his eye pulled out by a larger dog and spent two weeks in recovery after being hit by a car. The disease is characterized by extreme impusiveness, ignorance, irrationality, and belief in their own inteligence, and/or athletic prowess. In some cases, there is a delusion of grandeur. In reality, Teddy's disease patients are victims of their own bad reasoning. They constantly get into trouble in every way possible. They see no problem walking down a crime infested street, and they typically drive very badly resulting in multiple car accidents before the age of 25. Patients usually live a long life, but their lives are full of problems and they are never really able to "get it together."

Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.

Jackie was in another car accident? Jeez, that's the third one this year. You know, he might have undiagnosed Teddy's disease.

Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

Smileytardo disease

1) the act of smiling like a retard

1) the kid had a nervous twitch in his face which made it seem like he had smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

Luke Disease

the coolest disease to have. if you have it your awesome and every one wants it

"hes so cool" "yeah he has Luke disease"

by lukes bff June 6, 2018

The Alex Disease

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.

bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease

by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011