absuing the atkins diet 

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

absuing the atkins diet by The Herminator May 24, 2003

food stamp diet 

Steak, steak, and more steak. All the stuff working people can't afford in mass quantities because the government is it paying for theirs :-)

Wow, that guy checkin' out in front of me is on a major food stamp diet!

food stamp diet by Sir Frankie Crisp April 23, 2006

atkins diet 

a diet, that everyone seems to be on. incredibly annoying with all this damn talk about it.

person: that guy who invented the atkins diet, died overweight.

other person: guess he didn't walk the talk

person: yeah, boo

atkins diet by halley March 3, 2004

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

shopping diet by rperazag July 22, 2010

yay diet 

A person you see who went from fat to skinny in a short time from the white

Person A: Damn Look at Mike he got real skinny messin wit dat white
Person B: HaHaHa, yea man I saw him like a month ago he was all fat and sheit..you know he took the yay diet..you can see his bones too..DAMMNNN

yay diet by ubm December 30, 2008

Hindenburg diet 

When your world crashes around you; the rapid weight loss experienced subsequent to the break-up of a committed relationship.

Even though Marie’s life is in shambles she looks great thanks to the Hindenburg diet.

Hindenburg diet by Monique625 March 25, 2008

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

Groundhog Diet by rr11 May 22, 2014