defence

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!

by JCQ December 9, 2007

war defensive

an effort at jacking up the chances of war. Antonym of peace offensive.

The war defensive of the aggressors was defeated by the peace offensive of the peaceniks.

war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace

by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011

twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005

the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

defend your title

a hardcore/thrash band from the Brighton area of Brisbane, Australia

www.myspace.com/defendyourtitle

Defend Your Title is motherfucking hardcore =

by heaps November 5, 2006

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009