I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
Get the Dork girlmug. A dork is...
1.) An irritable but enjoyable person
2.) A term used for somebody who intentionally says stupid stuff in a joking way, like "you're such a dork lol"
3.) A dork can be a hair on an elephants asshole. Either one of these three.
1.) An irritable but enjoyable person
2.) A term used for somebody who intentionally says stupid stuff in a joking way, like "you're such a dork lol"
3.) A dork can be a hair on an elephants asshole. Either one of these three.
by pseudonymacronym February 11, 2019
Get the Dorkmug. Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
Get the check out dorkmug. by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014
Get the dork hoemug. by DMC41 November 21, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. 