CROTCH TROUT 

FAT POINTED PENIS LARGE IN THE MIDDLE WITH SCALES HAVING SMALL FISH EGG LIKE TESTICLES. TENDS TO HAVE A FISHY SMELL ALSO

SALLY TOLD HER FRIEND,"IT HURT WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIM. AS IF HIS PENIS HAD SCALES THAT PROTRUDED. I WOULD CALL IT "CROTCH TROUT" NOT TO MENTION IT HAD AN ODOR LIKE A DEAD FISH." MARY WAS SHOCKED AT THIS AND FELT SORRY FOR HER FRIEND SALLY

CROTCH TROUT by jefferson steelflex JR August 31, 2010

crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

crotch whiskers by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

Crotch pocket 

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.

The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.

Crotch pocket by Forevorhung December 19, 2014

Crotch dusting 

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench

The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.

Crotch dusting by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022

Crotch Shot 

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

Crotch Shot by kazook April 25, 2006

crotch gobbler

anyone that gobbles "crotch"

your mother

crotch gobbler by clark December 1, 2003

crotch rocket

A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.

In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.

crotch rocket by genuineforyoutwo January 28, 2010