crotch crunch

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

by chugger shane March 7, 2011

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

crotch-pot

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

Friendship Crotch Grab

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015

black hole crotch

A situation where the fabric of shorts is drawn into the crotch area, sucking it inward as a black hole sucks in matter. Most frequently occurs between the legs of heavier women, often those wearing short shorts or shorts that are just a little too small. As the wearer walks, the friction of the legs being rubbed together pushes the fabric upwards, resulting in black hole crotch.
Black hole crotch is frequently accompanied by overexposure of thighs, often riddled with cellulite and stretch marks.

Oh God, that woman had to be over 300 pounds! Why was she wearing short shorts? I think that was the worst case of black hole crotch I've ever seen...

by xcunningxlinguistx May 6, 2010

penguin crotch

When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.

"My pants are so tight that I can't pull them up all the way. As a result, I get penguin crotch."

by pkthree December 6, 2006

crotch rocket

An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.

What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?

by kctR1 July 17, 2003