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Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim
We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?
by yiask May 28, 2025
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Level Crossing

Something dumb autistic retards like myself tend to go out and film for fun.

Also the hunting grounds for several pedophiles, for some reason.
Joe Thorpe: "Here we are at Lincoln High Street level crossing in Lincolnshire!"
by Desiro July 24, 2025
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Trophy coating

A nice warm load all over your body (or area of your choosing from your favorite lover. Decorate your body with it. The trophy must be saved up for days ahead of time; remember the trophy in “trophy coating?” And no quick releasing — no sprints, make it a marathon. Long, drawn out, edged. The load that comes after that is the trophy coating.
After hours of hot, passionate sex — she was covered in a few layers of his delicious trophy coating

When he finally came out from the depths of in between her thighs, his mouth and chin were covered in a sweet layer of her trophy coating.
by notoriousPIA September 15, 2025
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El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.
The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.
by Choochfactor June 3, 2018
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019
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The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.
by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019
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