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Credit Bang

Forming your hand into a flat palm (like a credit card) and breaking through the gooch to form one big slot using repeated stabbing motions, as if trying to insert your card into a faulty bank machine.
1: Credit bang royal rumble?

2: Hell's Yeah!!! (Ace of spades)

"Man, i credit banged that bitch so hard last night..."
by Dibley October 16, 2009
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Credifile

A person who is attracted to older people. Oppisite of a pedifile
Guy: dude hes like 35
Girl: So hes hot
Guy: you credifile
by yourmom55 July 26, 2010
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Credit Education Week Canada

Week long event on Financial Literacy. Objective to get people to talk and think about spending money wisely
"What's up with your Loot, Homie" I don't know, I have to go to Credit Education Week Canada event to find out.
by Elena Jara October 22, 2010
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Credlocks

Credlocks, also called cocks or creds are matted coils of hair. Credlocks are usually intentionally formed to allow those with conventional, conservative or cliquey views to appear to belong to liberal counter culture movements.
Credlocks are a defacto part of being a trustafarian and can often be distinguished from 'dreads' by the hosts difficulty interacting with others not wearing a similar or cooler uniform.
" I don't like shopping in tescos as much as anyone but think how much the people squatting the stokes croft site are costing the taxpayers of bristol" ginger cred - Brizzle Fest 2010

"what fine credlocks that policeman has"
by lozferatu November 14, 2010
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Credneck

A redneck who is a deadly combination of creepy and clever.
Zach: Some of the most abhorred crimes against humanity I Imagen being done by a credneck.

Kevin: Yeah. Did you hear about that guy who...
by Sgtdrake January 26, 2011
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credit cardio

Giving your credit card a workout, by shopping for a lot of clothes or shoes
Some serious credit cardio was had at our Westfield Sydney shopping night

Australian Grazia magazine, April 18 2011
by kate6922 April 8, 2012
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Credibilicide

1. The act of passing on information so obviously inane that it kills any chance one has of ever being believed again; or
2. The act of relaying completely valid information to individuals lacking the education or intellect to grasp the concept(s).
TOM: Please stop sending me emails telling me every time someone blinks three times while reading the message Bill Gates is going to give $1 million to a 79-year-old Lithuanian woman who was forced to start working as an exotic dancer to support her 14 children. Didn't you see the Snopes link I forwarded to you saying it's not true?"
JERRY: "Well, they also tried to tell us KFC isn't really using mutant monster chickens born without beaks. That was pure credibilicide. I'll never believe anything they say again."
by EmmyLouWho April 22, 2014
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