Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009

Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.

Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.

by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003

crap nuggets

The head of a Marijuana plant that when smoked, has a bad taste.

This Marijuana is pure crap nuggets.

by John Port September 12, 2003

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Caprees

Caprees is a name to a beautiful young girl who has a one of a kind personality. She is a one in a million girl who is very unique. Words can not describe this young girl. Numbers can not rate her as she is not rateable. Not many people have the name "Caprees" as it is only given to a certain somebody who has unlimited strength and has a very kind hearted soul. Many people probably don't say it, but she looks absolutely amazing without makeup.

Caprees, you are one amazing and one of a kind girl :)

by horse feeder July 31, 2012

Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013