Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

mariah cracken

the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac

every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

pagga cracker

A minimum of 3 guys, can be more, all jerk off in a circle around a cracker. The one who cums the last, has to eat the cracker with the other guys cum on it.

Raul needs to eat the pagga cracker.

by GOvder October 28, 2020

nuclear cracker

When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic

Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status

by anonymous December 13, 2020

pp cracker

When someone is being stupid or just dumb. OR just insult

Chick: You’re such a pp cracker
Guy: wow ok

by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021

Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021

Butt Crackelton

A name given to a person whose butt crack is showing either because they are bending over or their pants have fallen down.

Hey Butt Crackelton...pull up your pants.

by Cheebacilton May 23, 2021