Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

Covfefe

My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"

'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!

by SpiceyMikeCovfefeWarrior June 01, 2017

covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.

TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE

by bigslam June 03, 2017

Covfefe

Code name for a planned Isis Attack.

You're torturing me but I shall get the last laugh when I covfefe.

by TayduhTot May 31, 2017

jefe covfefe

The cheeto-in-charge, or Commander-in-Cheese, the 45th president of a nation on its knees.

The jefe covfefe tweets on and on, but the tweets read as though they were written in crayon.

by catawboy July 30, 2020

I hear covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe

by Coochie Snagger October 09, 2018

aqenbpuu nyet covfefe

Sean Spicer response in code to Donald J. Trumps coded Tweet!
Meaning sorry Donald you fucked it up!

Meaning sorry Donald aqenbpuu nyet covfefe you fucked it up and you never agree with the lies I've told to cover your ass, you are on your own!

by SharkyCA June 04, 2017