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When you try to lie to the world and yourself, but your brain decides to take a shit instead.

Also called a "freudian shit" (the brain-hemorrage version of freudian slips).
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

-Tweet by Donald J. Trump, President of the United States

"Johnny, what are you doing? Have you written your essay?"
"No."
"What?! Then do it!"
"Covfefe. I mean yes. It has the best words in it."
-Johnny wanted to copy Pence's homework at school
by Logichris May 31, 2017
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