Cocktographer

Cock-taw-gra-fer ;

Someone who exclusively takes pictures of cocks.

That dude Dave is such a cocktographer.

by digitalheresy November 12, 2009

Cocktail Of Death

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).

Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.

by Makslacker March 1, 2015

Cocktart

(Noun.) a dick sooooo juicy it makes all the nogbas at the party ejaculate their mf pants dog. He gin’ jiz gonna make me act up and do something I’m gonna regret. Might fuck around and suck a nogbas girthy nigba shmeat.

Man: MO say he gonna go on jail named and he’s gots a cocktart

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

Lethal Cocktail

A combination of, but not limited to, Adderall, Vyvanse, Cocaine, Marijuana, and Percocet. These ingredients must be ingested within one hellacious night, often proceeded by playing unheard-of amounts of guitar, to be considered a true "Lethal Cocktail."

Dear lord man.. that lethal cocktail almost killed us.

What did we just fucking do? That'd be a lethal cocktail bro.

by Dick Ironhammer November 1, 2010

colorado cocktail

Marijuana. Weed. Some of that home grown rocky mountain broccoli!

In 2012 Colorado Passed Amendment 64, which effectively regulates marijuana like alchohol. The term's origin is unclear.

Let's chill with a Colorado cocktail!

by John Hickenlooper April 14, 2014