A person that gets very cocky before playing a match and loses 3-2 to a ranga after he hits a shot through his legs, and chooses not to shake his hand.
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The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.
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Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana
Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.
Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.
Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.
Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana
Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.
Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.
Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.
Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.
That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker
That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker
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crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
by fucked up cock April 9, 2012
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