Conjolted

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.

-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob

by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Amy Conjob Barrett

The Supreme Court justice with the least integrity due to the deeply calculating manipulation she employed to pass through the many hoops in the vetting process.

Without Amy Conjob Barrett sitting on the Supreme Court, we would all be faced with the frightening prospect of women continuing to have control over their bodies and their lives.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2022

condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Concord NH

Too fuckin far from everything. Want city...that I’ll be an hour, want beach that will be an hour, want hiking...AN HOUR

I think an hour should be Concord NH’s motto

by 603lord October 28, 2019

Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Cop Condom

1. A motorist that drives much faster or erratic than the adjacent vehicles making himself the most likely to be pulled over by police.
Similar to Cop Baitor Designated Decoy

1. Yo man your Drunker than 10 indians. You should be safe and use that Cop Condom motorcyclist.

by Attempt May 15, 2009