Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

condoms

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006

Condomsation

The moisture outside of a condom.

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

condom hat

a hat which resembles a condom

That stupid fly bitch is wearing a condom hat

by Bean Flickers December 5, 2002

Condemption

To feel condemned but to not realize it till after the fact that you have realized it.

I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.

by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009

Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008