Love Story Complex

Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.

Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.

Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?

A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!

by angda13 May 12, 2009

complete the mission

Completing the action of sexual intercourse with a specific girl for the first time

Hey man did you complete the mission last night?

by Gwopskrr February 15, 2017

weenage complexium

Is a disorder of the male gender. Usually affects men that have an embarrassingly small penis. and have developed a complex about it.

Darren was diagnosed with weenage complexium.

by Kboucher February 4, 2005

Pinocchio Complex

Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.

If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?

A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?


These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.

by TEYZO April 15, 2009

HBC (Halle Berry Complex)

A very pretty girl, who just can't seem to keep a man!

We all know Halle Berry can't keep a man, so I've coined the term "Halle Berry Complex".

Friend 1: Girl Bobby broke up with me!

Friend 2: Again?! That's like the 6th guy that's dumped you this week. You've got the HBC (Halle Berry Complex)!

by CosmeticQueen87 January 23, 2011

Jesus Complex

Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.

Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.

Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.

by Slayer8907 October 18, 2010

God Complex

A mindset where you think you are legendary and and godly at everything you do. Commonly found in people with bad hair and people that have a C as the first letter of their first name. And anyone with a N in the laster letter of their last name definitely has a god complex. If you have C as your first letter of your first name and N in the last letter of your last name then your god complex is deadly. Anyone with a deadly god complex will get beaten up many times for thinking they are so good. They are also infectious

That Charlie Pearson has a Deadly god complex.

by LordShaggy666 June 29, 2019