The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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a tall skinny kid resembling a twig with a small penis even when erected an is addicted to cigarettes
by klurp niggy July 4, 2009
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by franeyfancy May 7, 2018
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Guy 1: Oh crap. Justin messes with Colin
Guy 2: Oh no..
Guy 1: Justin is definitely dead
Girl 1: OMG! Colin just asked me out!
Girl 2: No! I wanted to go out with him!
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Girl 1: too bad
by Best.-Friend-.Ever October 18, 2018
Get the Colin mug.The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.
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Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
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1 MAC SLD
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?
Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD
by supa skites November 3, 2010
Get the The Colonel's Creampie mug.Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.
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