coercion

The practice of using threats and/or force to get another party to do something out of their will.

Parents often use coercion to get their children to take driver's ed.

by 7568ino March 5, 2024

Coerced

Is that your official position?

Hym "You'll not be coerced into not stealing from, stalking, or harassing people? That's your position? And you'll sacrifice other peoples kids... For that? Ok... That doesn't make you seem deranged at all. You're definitely not a part of a narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult... That's for sure..."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

Certz

1.) (N.) Marijuana strain;Pink Certz wax; uplifting high

2.) (N.) Certified lab grown crystals and subgroup lab made stones

3.) (Adj.) Colored Certz (e.x. Pink Certz)

"This Pink Certz wax got us so stoned we had to make a definition for it."

by PinkAmy1783 March 19, 2024

Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024

certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 10, 2024

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024