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Cleveland

having an unbased opinion
dang, he has a Cleveland right about now
by user29574737 February 28, 2022
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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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The Cleveland

The act of going 1 and 11 on Modern Warefare
hey guys lets all run out and do the Cleveland!
by kain77502 August 19, 2012
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Cleveland jerk

The act of using your foreskin as a flesh-light.
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.
"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"
by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017
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reversed cleveland cowgirl

A Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl is a sexual combo of the cleveland steamer and the reversed cowgirl, where one person mounts another, and while facing towards the persons feet, positions their asshole at the top of the persons nose, poops, and then proceeds to grind on the face
Billy was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom so Venessa decided to mount Billys face and give him a Reversed Cleveland Cowgirl
by Shadynasty August 22, 2016
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Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.
by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021
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