Cleveland Gloppy

A term originating in Cleveland, Ohio that describes the act of a woman shittin’ on that dick, spinning on it, suckin’ it, and topping it off with a piss shower. It is often the best experience of a man’s life.

“Dude, that chick was insane. She gave a Cleveland Gloppy and I think I saw god.

by BigMusty100 October 9, 2022

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.

Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad

by emoneyOD August 23, 2014

pull a Grover Cleveland

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting

Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.

by popeurban July 2, 2024

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

cleveland cleaner

The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.

Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!

by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018

Cleveland switcheroo

The Cleveland switcheroo is a classic technique that involves picking up a hooker on the streeet. When you arrive home you quickly undress (as you are excited to bang a hooker) and you pour your pile of blow on the table. The hooker then drops her panties, and her dick which was consealed (pulled between her legs) springs out and smacks the coke pile into your face, causing a near instant over dose.

:Did you hear what happens to max?
:No
: he went out for a good time on his birthday

:what happened
: oh, some he-she gave him a Cleveland Switcheroo

:damn, poor guy

by OG Mudpipe September 14, 2018