friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

by shelik May 27, 2008

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

cleanup

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008

Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity

- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.

by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010

Clear Ambiguity

noun-An oxymoron that represents nothingness since nothingness is both clear and ambiguous.

The site, "https://sites.google.com/site/thisisntnotasite/clear-ambiguity" gives an incredibly good definition of clear ambiguity in a way that is clearly ambiguous.

by Confused Confuser September 23, 2011

Cleadirty

Article of clothing you've taken off after wearing for a short period of time. The item isn't clean, so you don't mix it with your clean clothes, and not dirty enough to put in the wash. The clothing usually gets hung up on a hook behind the door or draped over a piece of unused exercise equipment in the bedroom.

I barely wore it, it's "cleadirty". When you have more than one item together you have a "cleadirty pile".

Probably not a term you will use if your mom still does your wash.

by Gogo Frank July 27, 2012

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013