Punk for Christ

Punk for Christ was made by Ryan Beckford a public figure that started out skateboarding but now he is absolutely crazy for Jesus and people are now following his movement

Wow Matt that guy is punk for Christ

That guy is crazy for Christ

by Srq941 January 4, 2021

shiva gautama christ chan

The one true god according to sam o’nella

Thank shiva gautama christ chan for saving our son from cancer

by Versagen March 13, 2022

god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

Jesus fucking christ

A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"

"..."

"Bro, you okay?"

"Jesus Fucking Christ.

by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle

Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong

"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.

by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

by anonymous June 8, 2022