fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

by Lax1334 November 23, 2011

Game Called Circle

Any illegal venture that in the beginning promises wealth, prestige, or power but unbeknownst to the player only ends with jails, institutions or death. Despite every fact to the contrary the addicted player will rationalize and justify playing the game called Circle over and over again, despite the negative consequences and baffling circumstance of ending up right back where they started. For the lucky its back to prison, the unlucky it's death.

"I can't find a good job so im gonna sell smack for just a little while and make alot of money to open my own business, im too slick to get caught"

"They caught me selling drugs on the block" "After i get out of prison I'm never going to sell on the block again" "I'm only going to sell out of my car and I'll only sell pills, that way i wont get caught"

"They caught me selling pills and now I'm on my way back to prison. If it wasn't for snitches id have never gotten caught. Next time I'll only sell to people i really know are solid."

Wonder why they call it the Game Called CIRCLE ?

by Playaz Anonymous December 3, 2011

what-chu-ma-call-it

When not remembering or knowing the name of and object or a human and nothing comes to mind u simply use this.also seething-a-ma-jig

"Hey gimme that what-chu-ma-call-it","oh this pen".

by Trishta February 10, 2008

safe call

1. An outgrowth of the BDSM safeword, by which you arrange with a friend before meeting someone new that you'll call him/her at a certain time. If your friend receives this call, all is well. If your friend does NOT receive this call, it is the friend's sworn duty to call the police and report a problem. Very popular in a world where you meet someone from the internet who might be crazy.

2. A friend you can call when you want to evoid someone else. You can literally call and start a conversation mid-stream, and your friend knows what you're doing and plays along.

1. Herbert, you'll have to uncuff me so I can make my safe call.

2. It may sound weird when Susan's on the phone, but that's because I'm her safe call.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 28, 2005

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

callapitter

A popular bastardization / mangling of the word caterpillar. Often used by children or in imitation of children.

Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!

Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?

by Admiral T Donx May 26, 2011

Booty Call

Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a bastard between the times of 12am - 3am for a hookup. The bastard will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?" The bastard enjoys using the booty call for sex and nothing else. No friendship is involved, and both don't chat throughout the day. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.

This bitch ass is calling me at 2am again for some ass. I ain't nobody's booty call.

by aznslutzrule September 16, 2010