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I can't believe you looked that up

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
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He can't be allowed to advocate for himself

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.
A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.
Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!
by Braymanno April 17, 2023
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Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...
Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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