Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020

cactus

hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one

Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!

by Mimi R February 22, 2021

Cactus

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached

i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"

by Abley Squares March 7, 2021

captism

I had online school and i had a math class but i didnt do anything other them write captism, it has no meaning, i am a stupid baby child so thats the definition, i own this word.

baby: how many problems did you finish in todays math class?

stupid baby: um... today was captism.

baby: you stupid child

by stupidbabiescult March 9, 2021