California Toothbrush 

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

California Toothbrush by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

California Cauliflower by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

California Wildfire 

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out

I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower

California Wildfire by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Therapy 

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

California Therapy by N81Der November 18, 2019

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

California Breakfast by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

California snow 

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

California snow by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

California Wildfire 

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.

I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!

California Wildfire by Hellvig September 20, 2020