goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

by josalv3 August 18, 2009

come out of the closet

1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.

Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.

by Nick D November 17, 2003

in the closet

Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world

Jack was in the closet about being bisexual.

by Lexus14blacklist December 1, 2015

baby in the closet

When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.

Don't tell anybody, but I swear Elena's got a baby in the closet.

by Fitzgerald1 November 29, 2016

trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005