candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

Candi

Maia's mom

"Woah look! There's Candi! She's Maia's mom."

by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022

candalvicbottlebagbootscupsmousebeadslaptoppillowlipstickductapesharpiepencil

to commit a small act of arson specifically on pants

dude 1- yo dude i just candalvicbottlebagbootscupsmousebeadslaptoppillowlipstickductapesharpiepencil

dude 2- cooooooooooool man

by ur.mother.craycrayyyyyy October 4, 2022

candice

Candice is like a ligma or deez joke.

Chad "Hey you know candice?"
Andy "Who's candice?"
Chade "Candice dick fit in your mouth"

by top10saddestthingsinhistory October 7, 2022

CANDACE

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

who is Candace.

by wubbghud October 10, 2022

Candiotti

A Candiotti is a white man from Chicago who thinks he’s the shit.

He’s right, about 50% of the time.

Watch out if you ever run into him; you’re better just staying out of his way.

Omg! It’s Candiotti! Let’s get out of here!!!

by somewhitebish February 12, 2023

Candice

A common way to "got 'em" someone, usually used by asking; What about Candice?

Teacher: Alright did I miss anyone?
Student: Sir, what about Candice?
Teacher: Who's Candice?
Student: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
Teacher: Get the fuck out

by Literally Not Black October 16, 2022