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Call of Duty

1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.

2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"

2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"

Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
by happydog34 July 21, 2010
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booty-call jedi

An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."

also

"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
by pbyoda April 19, 2008
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Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011
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fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.
Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn
by P to the enguin April 21, 2010
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answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit
Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.
by WizeKracker April 14, 2014
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callahands

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession
“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”
by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021
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Call

To predict something a while before it happens, and then be credited for it.
She called it long before I knew where it was going.
by Louise T January 6, 2009
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