Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

breakaway finger

When you are wiping your butt and one of your fingers accidentally gets loose from the toilet paper and touches some poo.

Hey George, I know it's gross but I can't stop smelling my breakaway finger

by Kramerica Inc. July 21, 2006

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005

Break a leg

Break a leg!: Good luck!

"I understand you have a job interview tomorrow, Reham. Break a leg!"

by Iyad Mahdood January 25, 2013

Breakkie Cone

A "cone" being a Australian/New Zealand slang word for bowl (of your bong) a "breakkie cone" is a phrase describing a toke or two before breakfast. Also known as a Pre-breakkie cone. The post breakkie cone obviously wraps up your breakfast session.

Stoner #1--"Man I am so starving after that breakkie cone I might eat your mom."

Stoner #2--Fuck off bag stand, lets grub.

by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009