booger eater

po' white trash...po'______ trash (all nationalities apply)

let's go to the tractor pull, the all you can eat buffet, and diddle our siblings like a true booger eater.

by T-style December 28, 2005

baby booger sucker

Something one may put in one's ass to increase farting capability.

That baby booger sucker is a great way to relieve by constipated ass.

by Brett Stringer November 30, 2003

booger

Nose hairs, called cilia help to block out germs from entering the body through the nose. The germs stick to the cilia and form things called boogers. So whatever you do, do not eat your boogers, or you will get the germs!

Thank god for boogers!

by Annonymous Rhonchaus January 30, 2003

boogers on my chair

To not care about someone to the extent that the attention you pay them amounts to nothing more than picking your nose and wiping it on your chair.

Jim: Dude, Lisa just said she thinks you're a dweeb!
Michael: Whatever. I got boogers on my chair for her.

by c hack January 4, 2008

yeast boogers

when your vagina creates an excessive amount of yeast due to lack of wiping. These excessive amounts begin to clump in or around the vaginal hole.

man! when i banged katie last night i got all these yeast boogers on my boner.

by audrey hepburn numer 57598 July 4, 2009

Booger

A poorly rolled blunt.

She tried to roll the blunt in the car but due to bumps it turned out to be a booger.

by Jordan November 24, 2003

boogers

1. An exclamation like lol or rofl that means something is so funny that when you hear it while drinking, say, diet coke, a little comes up through your nose.
2. An exclamation that can take the place of haha damn fuck get out!, snap 'I can't believe that just happened' or 'you are so busted'.
3. An expression of sympathy

1. xx: my friend got pulled over and called the cop a buttpirate.
yy: BOOGERS!
2. Boogers! We're out of beer!
Boogers! I just got busted for getting my mac on with another guy!
3. xx: I am completely, irrationally in love with (insert celebrety name here)
yy: boogers
Also: Boooooooogers! and Floogers (Fucking Boogers.... see fugly

by witchoo September 23, 2005