Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010

Boarding

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

by UofPittEE July 20, 2009

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

Ouija board

A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.

Satan is ina board game

by Kickinass Jesus kung fu grippin friend August 17, 2004

boarding school

A place where kids go to get away from home earlier than most, grow on their own and are put in a bubble that shelters them to the outside world's harm and harsh realities....drugs used often

campus in the middle of nowhere, small town, brick buildings, curfew and preps

by izz April 14, 2005

GameFAQs Message Boards

It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.

"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."

by Cait Sith Fortune March 24, 2005

XBSB (Xbox Social Board)

1. A social board on Gamefaqs that has been acknowledged more than once for having a more mature community than other system social boards (especially GCSB)

2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.

3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)

XBSB is way better, funnier, and more mature than the other social boards. It has cooler people, and copious amounts of badassery.

by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ October 1, 2004