mutually beneficial

The act of a couple mutually masturbating, and both reaching orgasm, therefore it was "mutually beneficial"

mmm that was fabulous, much pleasure all round, it was mutually beneficial, now lets have a shower.....

by andyecup November 7, 2013

Benefficient

Beneficial and efficient at the same time

It was benefficient to put the squirrel in the blender and pour it down the drain than to bury it.

Also works as Benneficiently.

by keak_da_sbsneak May 5, 2009

Benedyk

The name given to anyone who lacks personal hygiene and any form of modern day intelligence.

"Them brothers Theo and Toby are proper Benedyks!!!"

by thisusernameistaken June 22, 2009

Bēne

The classiest way of saying “cool”. sick cool dope

Wow dude, that car is totally bēne!

by DoltAjaxJtn January 1, 2018

Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.

Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

by shoe.bottom October 18, 2018