gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

gay bender

A cheerful drinking spree

Rob: "lets go on a gay bender"
Luke: "ooo yea I haven't had a gay bender in a while"

by lobadob September 22, 2013

Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.

Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."

by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009

brenden

word used to describe a very short person

he couldn't ride Dumbo's flying elephant because he was very brenden

by Cinderalla December 14, 2008

Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.

I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.

by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008

bender

A turd that is so long that it starts to bend before it touches water.

Jesus that sure is a long shit.
Yep, it's a bender all right

by James Kreutzer September 29, 2005