A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
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Get the bernardica mug.Berna is the sweetest and most adorable girl you'll ever meet. She is straight out of a magical world. Her doll face and pleasant voice reminds you of a fairy princess. Her laughter is funny and very catching. She also has some witchcraft skills, as she knows how to clean the house with sage smoke. She is that kind of girl who crafts her own stuff, like candles and pretty flower bracelets made of beads. Her style is extra cute, colourful and hippie. So is her soul. She also does some cute nail art on her own. If Berna is your friend, she is probably the funniest one. She is a very supportive and caring friend. You can have full conversations just by sending GIFs and stickers. Berna is a vibe! Get her to the dance floor, and you'll never forget that night. She can be a full goof and still looking so hot! Berna is a snnnnack! Never let her go.
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Berna looks so sexy in that dress tonight, dang what a bangable woman!!!
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I want Berna to be my neighbour.
Sleepovers are made for Berna.
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Berna looks so sexy in that dress tonight, dang what a bangable woman!!!
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I want Berna to be my neighbour.
Sleepovers are made for Berna.
Berna has a great taste in style.
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