beef squash

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

girl beef

When a new female is introduced to a group of females and they are low key aggressive towards the newcomer

Me:“Conor mate, brought my new gf to the house and the girls are being well aggy”

Conor:”Girl beef innit”

by whywontitburn May 27, 2019

Beef Cobbler

A saggy black vagina.

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.

by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014

Gay Beef

According to Stephen Colbert citing a PornHub research report (June 13, 2017), chicken is called Gay Beef in North Dakota.

Try the buffalo Gay Beef.

by tonympn June 16, 2017

beef stro

When a trashy girl dies her hair and it turns out the nasty color of beef stroganoff.

Keefer: Hey LG, that girl's hair is raunchy.

LG: Yeah dude, it looks like my dinner last night.

Keefer: Yeah, just like beef stro!

by KeeferLG November 27, 2007

Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022

Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.

"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.

by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011