beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...
"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."
by juba73 January 16, 2005
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Bean Hole

The bean hole is another term for sphincter or anus.
For example, "I want to poke you in the bean hole," or, "Hey dude, she takes it in the bean hole."
by AGCG01 January 22, 2010
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mr. bean

a hilarious british TV comedy that was cancelled, if it has been cancelled. mr. bean is played by rowan atkinson who is also in the movies love actually and bean. in my opinion, one of the funniest British TV shows to be cancelled.

made into an fiscally unsuccessful movie starring rowan atkinson and the crazy dude from ghostbusters.
i like the episode where mr. bean falls asleep during church on his knees and face on the floor and he sneezes and has to use the inside of his pocket as a handkerchief.
by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005
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smol bean

a term used to describe someone so adorably cute, sweet, and cuddly that you can't help but tear up when you see them smiling/doing something relatively aww-worthy.
peter parker is the definition of smol bean.
by smolparker July 17, 2017
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bean breath

Guy: hey check out bean breath over there.
Dude: quite down man I wanna do his sister.
by george January 21, 2005
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bean queen

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys
Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.
by Erik November 09, 2004
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hill of beans

In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"
This equipment isn't worth a hill of beans, sir.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
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