porn dog bastard
Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.
porn dog bastard by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009
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Clown Bastard Child
A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
Clown Bastard Child by crookedletterI July 22, 2012
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Slanty Eyed Bastard
1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"
Slanty Eyed Bastard by jortmann September 7, 2010
white bastard
white bastard by bill sagatis September 12, 2013