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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
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backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.
I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.
by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018
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backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick
She gave me tge backwards tornado.
by Animosus May 6, 2018
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Backroad Barbie

Noun:

Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.
All bro, that girl's a Backroad Barbie. She was down that back road with me just the other night. We was hitting it hard.
by Flossy6973 June 9, 2018
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Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.
I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.
by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018
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Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs
by D A V É August 8, 2018
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