When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
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"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
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Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.
Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.
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I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.
That back yard birding was amazing.
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Oooo, backyard bird me baby.
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Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.
But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.
But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.
“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”
“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”
“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”
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