boat

another name for a full house in poker.

"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"

by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

swift-boat

to attack opponents and critics, especially by using unfair practices and deception

Maybe he'll even call off the right-wing attack machine so it won't Swift-boat the Katrina survivors who emerge to ask tough questions as it has Cindy Sheehan and those New Jersey widows who had the gall to demand a formal 9/11 inquiry.

by Pavle September 22, 2005

Ramming the U-boat

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.

While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.

In this film, everything happens: DP, A2M, ramming the U-boat....

by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

U-boat

this is the name of drink, mostly use in poland. put short-drink (wet) of vodka into your glass of beer and drink it all in very short time

-o man. i'm so drunk! i've drink 5 u-boat's in 20min!

by qwertyswertly December 29, 2005

bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016

Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

by Lanky August 15, 2003

water boatman

the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.

dude, fancy hitting your grandma's house for a water boatman this saturday?

by mr bo March 27, 2009