Widerstehest the Almighty Egg

A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.

"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!

by SovOverlord April 23, 2022

Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day

The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.

Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now

by larg November 27, 2020

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

Almighty

Kool Aid Man

Nothing will ever destroy Kool Aid Man Almighty.

by 0niTTRay December 5, 2003

almond-joy

When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.

"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."

by Fusheggi November 12, 2014

almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003

almost online

America Online - That ISP everyone says they hate and pretends they don't use - fuinny how it's one of the biggest ISPs around...

Geeze Peechi, you're still using Almost Online?

Hey! It lets me know if my TCP/IP is working...

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004