Alabama Lavan

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!

Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!

by Lavan Lovescats June 28, 2008

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University of Alabama

The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.

One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.

Auburn University wishes it was the University of Alabama.

by loveUofA12 July 19, 2009

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Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.

Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.

by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009

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Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

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