a bigger lie than the cake

A huge lie that no one will ever believe to be true

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.

Dude 2: Sweet!

Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.

by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Ur ass don’t lie

When a girls ass is rlly nice

John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

by Xloser19X May 23, 2020

Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.

“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”

by SweetTooth June 5, 2018

Lie-gina

a slang term for a compulsive liar's mouth

Don't believe a thing that comes out of that lie-gina he calls a mouth.

by Brian T. O'Hara January 28, 2020

Blue lie

When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

Fields Lie

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.

Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/

by bornslippy January 9, 2012