Sofa-Knee

This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny."
Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.
by ccl2010 March 28, 2009
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Bro-knee

In an attempt to rid the world of 'Bronies'. --> Bro-knee.

The act of approaching your bro sneakily, and smashing your knee into the back of his leg making him collapse.
Luke was just standing there, when Kieran appeared from nowhere with a super Bro-knee!
by br0kn33 January 02, 2014
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bitch knees

when someone's knees hurt/are red because they're on them a lot due to dick sucking
Abbi and Justin went to the bathroom for a while, when she returned she has bitch knees from being on the so much.
by icetea7 November 14, 2017
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orgy knees

orgy knees refers to if somebody is ticklish on there knees, orgy neck and orgy feet are more commonly used!
DONT TICKLE MY KNEES!

WHY NOT?

I WILL ORGY!

HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE ORGY KNEES!
by chloerose444 August 14, 2008
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knock knees

when a girls knees knock together when she walks she is said to give head alot
the football team thought amanda was alot of fun but everyone made fun of her knock knees
by wayne king December 07, 2004
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ashy knees

Cumming on one's thighs and licking down to the knees.
She complained about her pants sticking to her ashy knees.
by Factual booty March 05, 2016
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HIV Knees

When your knees are really fucked up as a result of an over-devolped crick symptom of the leg.
"Dean shut up, youz got HIV Knees."
-Tungsten

"Dean can't come out and play because he's got HIV Knees." -Dean's mom
by JAMESJ March 04, 2003
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